Eisengeiste: More Gorillas

August 07, 2008

There are more gorillas than we thought; a lot more.

I mention this as a rare sighting of critically endangered good news in ecology.

Viceroy De Los Osos said...: Just wait until scientists discover how to make a gallon of gasoline from a gorilla brain!!; August 8, 2008 at 9:17 PM
JAB said...: Bioprimate-diesel.

At your area Exxon.; August 9, 2008 at 9:26 AM
The Front said...: All part of the "No Primate Left Behind" program...; August 9, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Viceroy De Los Osos said...: "My friends, America will not rest until the marshes of the world are opened for the exploration and drilling of monkey foreheads."; August 9, 2008 at 9:08 PM
Viceroy De Los Osos said...: "Regular or Unheaded?"

-Thanks, I'll be here all week.; August 10, 2008 at 9:39 AM
JAB said...: "My opponent opposes drilling in monkey heads, which keeps your gas prices skyrocketing. Why? Is it because he is beholden to special interests like National Geographic?"; August 10, 2008 at 9:45 AM