February 16, 2007

A Quick Update

Dr. X posts this via an anonymous remailer based in Ukraine, where an admin transcribes the message by hand onto an ice bullet which is then fired into a Google server using an untraceable smoothbore sniper rifle:

"Whoa, Britney's in rehab!"

2 Comments:

Blogger First Sea Lord said...

Sorry to say that the ice bullet has been recently disproved on Mythbusters.

However, I can recommend the use of coded infrared semaphores at night, where the recipient uses night vision goggles.

February 17, 2007 at 9:11 AM  
Blogger Corresponding Secretary General said...

And I just lost another brain cell.

February 18, 2007 at 3:31 PM  

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