July 31, 2011

End of another era

Tatupu is gone, too.


Oddly, many voters prefer the policies of Democrats to the policies of Republicans. They just don’t trust the Democrats to carry out those promises. (link)

"This rag-tag bunch of billionaires is all we have"

It's Tarvaris Jackson


July 29, 2011

Popmonkey drives to work


QB acquisition flowchart

July 28, 2011

Do the math

Deficit is because...rhymes with tax cuts.

The Speedbird II comes home


In praise of the Canon S-95

I like this camera. Fits in your pocket. Lots of control over shutter speed, f-stop, and whatnot, if you're into that sort of thing. On Automatic you point it at things and it makes them sumptuous and well-lit, e.g., here, here, and (especially) here.


July 26, 2011

End of the era

Hasselbeck is gone.

(Not dead, just not playing for the Seahawks anymore.)

July 25, 2011

Sanity Restored in the United States

No, not that... the NFL lockout has ended.

July 24, 2011

Tom Friedman is Really God Damn Fucking Reasonable!

This proposal for the amazon.com of political parties merits this much attention and no more.

I guess it's time for the Ultra-Revolutionary Radical Super-Middling Xtra- Moderate Center-Off with David Brooks, because as any school child knows, when you want to know whether the world is round or flat, the truth is obviously exactly in the middle: a giant lozenge .

May I suggest a jello-wrestling match? It would be appropriate.

July 23, 2011

Four Scenarios

Debt Deal / NFL Season
Debt Deal / No NFL Season
No Debt Deal, Followed by Economic Catastrophe / NFL Season
No Debt Deal, Followed by Economic Catastrophe / No NFL Season

Place your bets, folks.

Pwotestant Season.

Procession of the Catholic League in 1590. I find this painting is rather fascinating.

I note drily that one of the more right-wing organizations in the U.S. is also called the Catholic League, headed by the foamy William Donohue, known among other things for attacking the Irish reports on systematic child abuse by the church's operations. 

July 22, 2011

Commercial message

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  • Charlbury is one of those bewitching Costwold towns. It's the sort of place the English like to keep secret from the rest of us. Pleasant, quiet, and bucolic, the mobs on the tour buses have no inkling it even exists. But an Englishman knows about it and has no trouble getting there, and getting around once he's arrived. Press the accelerator on your Fiat Panda, and Bob's your uncle. But what if you don't have a car in the UK, and being left-handed, absent-minded, and easily-confused, don't fancy your chances at the wheel of a rental? Well, then, you need to call PETE'S TAXIS, on 07854 179673. Pete knows his business. He navigates efficiently, charges you a fair price, and has a sensible driving style that is becoming rarer every day. If Pete's busy, he can put you in touch with Bobby who is also a fine and honest driver. Just call Pete - he'll sort things for you, so you can get on with the business of enjoying yourself.
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As you travel around this fine country, please keep these exemplary businesses in mind. I am certain you will not be disappointed.

Just a misunderstanding, really

Calvin less-uncompromising than previously believed. Oh, so I guess the Huguenots can go home then?

True dat

And the most ridiculous plot line in this story altogether, is that the bumbling, pathetic, forgetful fool who sat there unable to answer any questions about his own company in yesterday's hearing, is the bloke all our governments have been grovelling to for the last 30 years.


July 20, 2011

A hard slider from the Performing Flea

If England has any dignity left in the way of literature, she will forget for ever the pitiful antics of English literature's performing flea. - Sean O'Casey

Over the past 15 years I've made a fairly serious commitment to Wodehouse, reading all the Mulliner and golf stories, most of the Jeeves material, and about 2/3 of the the Blandings line. All in all, I've consumed about 1/2 of his lifetime output.

Certain things recur, obviously. There will be a love story, probably between someone of noble birth and someone of more proletarian origins. There will be a helpful older mentor, and some grumpy gus (male or female) who doesn't want the marriage to happen. Someone will need money. There will be repartee, stooges, straight men, and handsome wavy-haired men who turn out to be cads. There will be no sex or murder, with the exception of one unfortunate monkey. And really, in that instance it would be fairer to call it manslaughter, or...

Getting to the point, Wodehouse made a living writing these things in serial fashion for magazines, and like any such writer, he had a routine. He had his tropes. What makes him special to me, however, is that as he conducts his routine business, he throws in, at no extra charge, some choice bits of really, really fine writing.

Here is an example from the late-ish Blandings saga, Pigs Have Wings, which we have been trolling through over the past few weeks (available in finer bookstores or, of course, here). It's not bad reading to oneself, but reading it out loud gave me fresh appreciation for the man:

Lord Vosper became calmer. What a writer of radio drama would have called the moment of madness, sheer madness, passed and Reason returned to her throne. He rebuked himself for having allowed his thoughts to wander in such a dubious direction. He had received his early education at Harrow, and Old Harrovians, he reminded himself, when they have plighted their troth to Girl A, do not go about folding Girl B in their arms. Old Etonians, yes. Old Rugbeians, possibly. But not Old Harrovians. With a sigh and a gesture of resignation he closed the door and returned to the piano. Resuming his seat on the music stool, he began to sing once more.

'The sun is dark (tiddle-om) . . . The skies are grey (tiddle-om) . . . since my sweetie (pom) . . .went away,' sang Orlo Vosper, and Gloria Salt, in her bedroom above, clenched her hands as the words came floating in through the open window and stared before her with unseeing eyes.

Youth, according to most authorities, is the season for gaeity and happiness, but one glance at this girl would have been enough to show that nobody was likely to sell that idea to her. Her lovely face was twisted with pain, her dark eyes dull with anguish. If she had appeared, looking as she was looking now, in one of the old silent films, there would have been flashed on the screen some such caption as:


And such a caption would have been roughly correct.

Timeline of Murdoch Scandal


This just covers resignations, arrests, and testimony. Murdered witnesses will go on a separate timeline.

Rupert Murdoch Jokes 1 and 2

1. Aliens: Take us to your leader.
    Guy: Here, this is Rupert Murdoch.
    Aliens: Take us away from your leader.

2. The Parliment is interviewing Rupert Murdoch when a man comes up and hits him in the face with a pie. The    MP goes: "Did that man just hit you in the face with a pie?"
Murdoch goes: "I didn't know anything about that until I read it in The Guardian."

July 18, 2011

Now On Own Recognizance

Suspected serial killer Gerald DeYoung, questioned Thursday by New York police about the grisly murders of 28 people,  leaves the New York Superior Court in...wait, sorry, that's James Murdoch, Chairman of BSkyB, Rupert Murdoch's son. Oh, what an embarrassing error.   Our bad.

Here below is the correct photo, of Gerald DeYoung, suspect in 28 gruesome murders in the New York area, shown meeting with James Cameron, Prime Minister of Britain, and ..wait, that' can't be right. No, oh I can't believe this, it's James Murdoch again, NOT the sociopathic murderer of 28 people in the New York State region. I am going to strangle that photo editor.

News Corporation is a American Criminal Enterprise

I'd love to hear an alternative explanation.

July 17, 2011

A few rounds in the wet

There is an old line about the surfer Greg Noll that he was surfing when everyone else was evacuating. Conditions at Royal St. George's never reached HURCON levels, but competitors at the British Open over the past two days might be forgiven for imagining they had.

The weather destroyed contenders like U.S. Open Champion Rory McIlroy ("not my kind of golf"), and unleashed for a time the zombie-champion, 61 year-old Tom Watson, who almost won outright in 2009. Phil Mickelson, who finished in a tie for second, said "if we had weather like we had [Saturday] morning the entire tournament, I don't know who's going to beat Tom Watson. He hits the ball so solid, he plays links golf, he hits a low, penetrating, running shot so well and controls his distance through his trajectory, it's really impressive to watch. He was behind me the first couple days, and I'd watch him hit approach shots because he just knows how to do it."

The Guardian tells the story of winner Darren Clarke, the man who mastered the elements, fended off a late charge from Mickelson, and appended a brilliant signature to an already-successful career.

With a nice lead and Mickelson self-destructing, Clarke played basic golf - no dumb risks, but not too conservative either. As he walked onto the green of the 18th hole, nothing short of complete neurological collapse could take his first major victory away from him. In hushed tones, the BBC announcer mentioned that he had an opportunity to do something no player had ever done - shoot below 70 in every round of the British Open...if he could make a tough eight foot putt. He lined it up perfectly, struck it, and watched it roll to within an inch of the hole. He looked up and grinned at the crowd, then tapped in for the victory - not immortal, after all, just a gifted man finishing up the finest performance of his life.

You call that a house? Now this is a house.


Paraphrasing from a local history: Heythrop Park is a rich man's house. Blenheim Palace is the gift of a grateful nation.

Like Heythrop, the house is not in mint condition (apparently the maintenance of these places is somewhat costly), and the interior exhibits are not all that impressive. The grounds, however, are positively awe-inspiring. 'Capability' Brown is one of those names that, once heard, is never forgotten - but most people have no idea who he was or what he did. Well, he did this and this and this. Rain or shine (and we had both) it is one of the most beautiful landscapes there is.

There's a little train you can ride on, over to the Maze and back. And snacks, and paintings, and reasonably-priced espresso drinks made with fair trade coffee. Heaven on earth? My finding is: PLAUSIBLE.

July 16, 2011


Frankly, I prefer this sort of oligarch to the kind we have now...

My Favorite Soap Opera

I finished watching the first season of Game of Thrones on Monday of last week, and have been thinking about it ever since.

As a rule of thumb, if I think about something this much after viewing it, I really like it. In this case, it is partially because I like it, and partially that I find it troubling.

I bought the book Game of Thrones over ten years ago, but never read it, mostly because my wife (who reads ten times faster than I do) read it and told me it wasn't worth the time. Last year, before I'd heard of the HBO series, I listened to a podcast review of Game of Thrones, by a young fellow named Luke Burrage, that made me want to read it even less. While he enjoyed parts of it, particularly the parts with Tyrion Lannister (pictured as portrayed by the pint-sized Olivier, Peter Dinklage), the first book made forebode a series of diffused focus, poor-to-no character or story development, and missed opportunities.

After watching the series, I peeked at the reviews of A Dance with Dragons, the long-awaited fifth book in the series. What I take away from the description of the state of the world after the intervening 3000 pages since the end of the first book is: not much really happened.

"Winter is still coming." So, the existential threat that drives this story is... the weather? Is one of the characters going to do something about the weather? The other menaces, the blue-eyed zombies and the dragons, I presume the characters stab with their swords. The Red Keep is full of dragon skulls, so I guess they've been there, done that. The Night Watch has had 997 Lord Commanders, so, conservative estimate... 10,000 years? Does anything change in this world?

My suspicion is the answer to that question is, "No, and that's the point." Like a soap opera, it gives you lots of characters who interact with each other, punctuates the narrative with shocking events, and teasingly holds out the promise that something significant is going to happen just around the corner, stringing you along for another show. As Burrage points out, a series of events punctuated by people dying or being killed or raped doesn't amount to a story.

Hanging at the pile

Posting from here. We're staying overnight on the way to a graduation ceremony. It's not too bad, although it is a bit of a lesson on the realities of post-War Britain.

The house has seen better days (we're staying in a modern annex). It used to be a religious school, and they've not fully converted it, but it has avoided the usual fate of having the original rooms cut down into offices, or chopped up into condos. The library is still the library. I could spend a month or two there.

I wouldn't get any work done, however, because I'd be looking out the window. The grounds' natural beauty just never quits, rain or shine. The front yard is a few hundred acres of manicured grass running down to a beautiful pond.

A shame it's just one day - it would be pretty easy to spend a week or two here, if a rich uncle were paying.

Speaking of Our Collective Mind

The first result of the Front du jour's "our collective mind" post put me in mind to repeat the experiment:


Take a Cable Car Down Market Street, ca. 1906

Four days before the 1906 quake.

Two observations:

  • The yield-to-pedestrians laws were as effective then as they are now.

  • I must obtain a black suit with a 1900s cut, and above all, a bowler hat.

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July 15, 2011

Cue the Tiresome Non-Apology Apologies

News Corporation's extensive, oligopolistic broadcast interests- Fox News, Direct TV, etc- are required by the FCC to have a broadcasting license owned by a person of "good character." So let's go down the checklist of "good character" for Rupert Murdoch.  And perhaps we should examine giving out American citizenship so easily to foreigners in charge of criminal enterprises.
Rebekah Brooks, Europe's News International Chief resigned today, caught in some incredibly brazen lies to Parliment, and that means incidently that Murdoch betrayed his last real friend.
As for his "We are Sorry," ad from today's Guardian stories, it scrupulously avoids taking the slightest responsbility on his part.  The NY Times version is attached helpfully to a News Corp press release denying previous allegations on the same topic, slopping over with 100% bullshit. Today's tiresome non-apology apology drips with: "I am so very sorry that people were hurt and that this all happened while I was standing there innocently playing golf with Tony Blair."
So once again, let's go to the tape on the correct form of apology.
I can't quite call this a prediction yet, but as this unfolds over the next months, and it will, I would give odds on the Conservative government falling when the Liberal Democrats shift support to Labour - the Liberal Dems' demands will include Labour cleaning house as well. Both Blair and Gordon Brown, about whom Murdoch just made the horrendous error of calling him a liar regarding NoW breaking into his small child's medical records, have long relationships with Murdoch. 
The Iraq war comes again to mind. 
As for the U.S., DoJ is now responding, at least on the limited 9/11 hacking issue.  It's all News Corporation, an American company. If that turns out to be true (who wants to bet they didn't? I'll give you 2 to 1), it would be entirely appropriate for the FCC to attack News Corp's right to hold a broadcast license - that's Fox News, Fox, Direct TV, etc, etc, etc. 
As for me, I call now to revoke Murdoch's citizenship. It's a stain on all of us. 

July 14, 2011

Epic, brilliant, troll


(Post #6000 coming up!)

FBI: We're in


Simply To Make Up for the Previous Pictures...

Debbie Harry, in the 70s, Sporting Retro Electronics

Blobfish Vs. Murdoch. It's the Glasses. And the Evil.



Church of Flying Spaghetti monster Pastafarian wins right to wear strainer on his head.

July 13, 2011

Straight from Alaskan Pipeline Country...

July 11, 2011

News Corp: Ok, Even I Wouldn't Have Guessed The Ax-Murdering Bit

New York Times is in it late with a goody: Murdoch's best girl, Rebekah Brooks, helped out her pals the likely ax murderers by interfering in the Scotland Yard investigation of them.

Detective Cook said the police had evidence that one of The News of the World’s senior editors, Alex Marunchak, had ordered the illegal surveillance as a favor to two suspects in the case: Sid Fillery and Jonathan Rees, private investigators whose firm had done work for the paper. The lawyer for Mr. Cook, Mark Lewis, said in an interview that the detective believed that Mr. Fillery and Mr. Rees were seeking help in gathering evidence about Detective Cook to derail the murder inquiry.
          ...“News International was paying people to interfere with police officers and was doing so on behalf of known criminals,” he said.

Murdoch: Where do we start?

First, allow me to rant at how under-reported this story is in the U.S. so far.

Second, here's why the News Corp scandal isn't going away.  It's been about a week, and all it took to start it again was Hugh Grant wearing a wire; it's already clear that News Corp has been engaging in a pattern of criminal, and highly offensive, actions, breaking into the voicemails of crime and possibly terror victims. Bribes were paid to the police in a number instances over different stories in different years. PM's communications director was already arrested and interviewed.

Now everyone with a grudge against Rupert Murdoch will be looking for dirt and lawsuits- he's suddenly seriously weak, possibly for the first time. I will hazard a guess this list is rather long, and not limited to underfunded righteous crusaders.  His son is likely to be arrested,  and every competitor has a strong economic, political, and even moral incentive to take him down.

This is a classic pile-on scandal - each revelation will lead to others, each will weaken News Corp more, and naturally it will be the cover-ups that turned error into crimes. Guessing here, I give them two weeks before there are a series of international police investigations opening, in the U.K., the U.S., and Europe.

Ok, as of now, I'm reading the following mostly referred from The Guardian's live update blog.

1. Anonymous is about to pounce on the Metropolitan Police for taking bribes. We'll see about that.
2. A lawsuit against News Corp has been filed in Delaware by a collection of investment funds and banks for a wide pattern of nepotism, mismanagement, and illegal behavior.
3. The London Times, NOT the tabloid, as well as other News Corp holdings, hacked former PM Brown's voicemail, and medical records, including, amazingly,  Murdochs' pet Irish Setter Rebekah Brooks revealing the cystic fibrosis diagnosis of his child to Gordon Brown in a phone call.
4. News Corps shares are dropping fast.
5. The Lib Dem/ Conser Coalition which is keeping David Cameron in power is in serious trouble.
6. There is growing evidence of police bribery from News Corp in many stories over ten years, including Buckingham Palace.
7. The 9/11 victims voicemail hacking/police bribery allegation is not confirmed. It is however, some evidence that News Corp engaged in criminal behavior in the U.S, and prods a possible U.S. investigation from NYC, as well as an SEC investigation related to overseas bribery by a U.S. company.
8. Lawsuits from celebrities, politicians and parents of murder victims - very angry people unlikely to be dissuaded by early settlements - against New Corp can be expected over illegal voicemail hacking and other criminal behavior.  Expect a very interesting discovery process.
9. James Murdoch is likely already on the hook.
10. The huge Satellite TV deal is likely over.
11. The Guardians numerous older stories on Murdoch's empire are rapidly being confirmed and connected.
12. It occurs to me that the News of the World staff, now fired, are 200 remorseless journalists with a new target, News Corp, and nothing better to do.

Rupert: Yer in a heap of trouble, boy

Hacking 9/11 victims? Really?

Before we even get to that, you'll need to talk to the SEC about that "systematic foreign bribery" thing you've had going. Against the law in the States, old man.

Here's a bit of advice for you, though perhaps too late to help: no matter how much fun you're having, the party ends when the Americans show up in a bad mood. You could ask Saddam Hussein, Hitler and the Kaiser about it, if they weren't dead.

You're not quite in their league of course, but you're approaching Manuel Noriega territory, and he ain't ever getting out.

July 10, 2011

I was a soldier in that war

The Globe and Mail explains why the Oxford comma is despised, controversial, and endangered.

I will defend it to my dying breath.

The only hope, or the despair/ Lies in the choice of pyre or pyre

“The dove descending breaks the air/
With flame of incandescent terror/
Of which the tongues declare/
The only discharge from sin and error/
The only hope, or the despair/
Lies in the choice of pyre or pyre–
To be redeemed from fire by fire.
Who then devised this torment?/
Love is the unfamiliar Name
Behind the hands that wave
The intolerable shirt of flame
Which human power cannot remove.
We only live, only suspire
Consumed by either fire or fire.”

T.S. Eliot

IV, IV of Four Quartets

I Advise Against Restraint

Murdoch is going down, and I am expecting, at the least, criminal charges against his son.  I also expect News Corp's bribery of the UK police and political figures to be widespread, sporting a long track record and not limited to the U.K.  Even better, The Guardian is leading the charge, reminding people through action what journalism is. 

(It would not surprise me if there was a parallel with Ted and Ben Stevens here, where despicable senior accepts  criminal charges to spare despicable son. No proof of that. But it fits what happened.)

This is the part in the video game when the biggest monster shows up.  Keep ducking and shooting.  Use your last laser-guided thermonuclear missile, and aim for the neck. 

July 09, 2011

Finish him!

If there are anywhere near 4,000 phone-hacking cases, as one senior detective says, Murdoch could be bleeding slowly for as long as he lives. He no longer enjoys the friendship of the people he bought and has learned the hard way that real power is constrained by the truth. Like some discredited god, all the potency once ascribed to him is evaporating. The paper tiger is on fire.


. . .

[E]verything and anything will be sacrificed to maintain the family's position. It is not so much the Murdochs' financial interests that weigh heaviest in the balance, though they are important, but their power. Essentially they say to the world: this is ours and we are not going to let it go.


. . .

At this stage, the number of police officers involved is unknown. News International's attempts to switch the focus of the inquiry onto the police by releasing details of payments to officers raised more questions than answers... The two organisations that are carrying out the investigations are... the Metropolitan Police and News International, both of whom are the subject of these allegations.

. . .

If the PM has discovered that the second iron rule of national life is that you cannot get into bed with Murdoch without one day waking to a nasty rash and an embarrassing discharge, he has always known that the first is this: whatever the battle, whatever the terrain and whatever the stakes, in the end Murdoch wins.

Today there is the hope, faint but seductive, of change. Public repugnance on this scale is a rare and precious force in a country beset by apathy. It fades very quickly, and must be harnessed and deployed before it does... Murdoch has never been as vulnerable as today and, if allowed to wriggle free, never will be again.

Dr. Z on Murdoch

From 2004...

July 08, 2011

A snapshot of our collective mind


"What else isn't there?"

A hard-hitting interview with Richard Dawkins.

Also, Mitchell & Webb evaluate our economic options.

July 07, 2011

The End for News of the World

Faced with a shameful scandal (even by the standards of British tabloids), and an irreparably damaged brand, Rupert Murdoch shuts down the newspaper that made him what he was, and provided sensational entertainment for millions.

Three dodgy journalists have been arrested already, and another will be arrested today (he was so dodgy he was David Cameron's director of communications until January).
After being questioned by detectives from Operation Weeting – a process that could take several hours – the former rising star of News International is likely to be released on bail conditions that include appearing at court at a later date along with his three former colleagues who have already been arrested: Ian Edmondson, Neville Thurlbeck and James Weatherup.

The arrest will be embarrassing for Cameron, who consistently defended his decision to hire the controversial former journalist amid mounting evidence of his involvement in the hacking scandal.
And the person who brought the whole thing down was that indefatigable defender of responsible journalism, Hugh Grant. Or was it Sienna Miller? Or maybe Kate Middleton... Wait, what?

The Guardian helpfully annotates the suicide note here. The last issue will be Sunday.

Here in London, the press community has reacted with respectful...ha ha, just kidding. They are giving News of the World the same loving sendoff the senate gave Julius Caesar. Choice headlines:
  • "The paper that died of shame" - Daily Mail
  • "Goodbye Cruel World" - Daily Telegraph
  • "News Int denials 'beggar belief'" - Financial Times
  • "World's end" - The Sun (a Murdoch paper)
  • "Newspaper 'sacrificed to save one woman'" - The Independent (link)
And, the unkindest cut of all:
  • "Hacked to Death" - The Times (also owned by Murdoch)
Give Murdoch credit for finding counterplay. The town is reeling. Employees are enraged that 200 jobs will be lost, with most of the affected (as the closure announcement helpfully points out) uninvolved in the scandal. Critics are upset that the target of their wrath...will no longer exist... "Come back, I want to hate you some more!"

But the dominant mood is sheer schadenfreude. A newspaper that never played by the rules was finally caught out. They went too far.
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answered it.

The Disovery of America by you HP Printer Customer Assistance Line

Mother Jones- an infiltration of an Indian call center. In the end, the guy who has been trying to adopt American culture for 15 years is left rootless, without a clear sense of identity or purpose. Congratulations!

July 05, 2011

Significant deposits of adamantium discovered

Scientists believe that old floor varnish in a WV house has been mysteriously transmogrified into the rare and costly element adamantium. Workers on the site were not surprised. “I’ve spent 14 hours sanding these floors and that old varnish just wouldn’t budge. I thought it must be adamantium,” said one tired worker. The frustrated homeowner tried using a high-speed concrete grinder with no success. “I was just about to paint the damn floor with paint stripper,” said a very sweaty Mrs. Marsch. “I guess I’m just lucky that it wasn’t carbonadium or I’d have a hellacious workers’ comp problem from the radioactivity. Still, if I can get McClain’s Metallenfabrikengesammt out to collect the stuff, I might make some real money.”

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July 04, 2011

Maria Shriver plea for privacy update

$15 mm book deal?

Happy 4th

July 02, 2011

"Deeply regret" etc. etc.

Exxon checks another natural wonder off its list.